She said what???

My kids have come up with some funny things.  My mom told me once I should write them down.  So I bought a journal.  I have tried to keep up with it:).  These are mostly from Ashlyn.  She says whatever pops in her mind---like her dad.  Chloe thinks things through before saying anything.  


Are you having a bad day?  This will make you laugh.  Here are some postings from my journal:


*"I got pee pee on my knee knee."  Ashlyn said this after going to the potty by herself.


*We had chili for dinner.  Brandon told Ashlyn that beans give you gas.  So a week goes by and I am at the grocery store.  Ashlyn starts screaming, "Beans give you gas," over and over again.  That was a tad embarassing.


*Ashlyn was trying to get my attention, "Mom, Mommy, Mommy, Ms. Julie!!"


*Ashlyn was taking a bath.  Brandon went into the bathroom to tell her bye because he was leaving for work.  Her response, "I'm busy."


*Ashlyn's teacher said she cried at school that day.  That was unusual so I asked her why she was crying.  Her response, "Teacher no give me no sippy cup."


*While playing, Ashlyn took her shirt off.  I told her to put it back on.  She replied, "No me wanna play in my belly."


*Ashlyn grabbed a wipe and started singing, "This little wipe of mine....I'm going to let it shine..."


*I told Ashlyn to smile because I was going to take her picture.  She said, "Don't cheese me."


*When Ashlyn hit Chloe, "My hand did it."  When Ashlyn kicked Chloe, "My foot did it."  When Ashlyn passed gas, "My butt did it."


*At church, they had animals from the zoo.  There was a camel outside.  We said, "Look Ashlyn, a camel!!!!"  She said, "God made it."


*It snowed/iced for a week.  We were stuck in the house.  When we finally decided to venture out for a little bit, we decided to go to McDonalds for lunch.  I told Ashlyn and she ran downstairs screaming, "We are going to McDonald Duck's house."  I guess she was watching too much Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.


*I was so excited to watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.  I sat Ashlyn down and it came on.  She had this weird look on her face.  Then she looked at me and said, "Mommy, reindeer can talk?"


*While babysitting Carter, we went to Chick Fil A for lunch.  After eating, the kids were playing in the play room.  Ashlyn came out and got a drink.  Before she went back in, she stopped at a table where a 10 year old girl was eating with her mom.  She put up her finger and said. "You no touch my boyfriend."


*We were at the grandparent's house.  Chloe asked for something and my mom asked her what the magic word was.  She said, "Bibbity bobbity boo."


*Chloe was singing in the car  A-B-C-D-E-F-G-10


*We got a babysitter and went out to dinner for our anniversary.  The next day while driving, Ashlyn pointed to a house and said, "You and daddy got married there last night."  I tried to explain what anniversary means but she kept saying, "Mommy married Daddy and at dinner."


*Ashlyn asked where her cousin Tay Tay was.  I said he was playing football.  She said, "Let's go watch him play basketball."


*Chloe had just moved up to the 2 year old room at church which meant that she would see Ashlyn during group worship.  On the way home I asked Ashlyn what she learned at church.  Her response, "God loves me. God loves fishies.  CHloe doesn't like her teacher.  She wants to come to my room."


*Ashlyn was having a hard time going to sleep.  I told her that white bear was already asleep.  She said, "Silly mommy.  White bear doesn't close his eyes.  He's pretend."


*Ashlyn found a pink bear and asked what his name was.  I said Pinky.  She said, "Oh so she is white bear and Bluey's sister?"  Ok so need to get a little more creative with names.


*At Disney World, Ashlyn pulled up her dress and showed Cinderella her princess underwear.  Cinderella told Ashlyn that she wears princess underwear too.


*We stopped at a McDonalds on the way home from Disney.  I was letting Ashlyn walk off some bottled up energy.  A dirty truck driver was walking by and Ashlyn asked what his name was about 5 times.  I tried to tell her to be quiet and not talk to strangers.  Then she yells, "Me no like you!  You not nice."


*Ashlyn was upstairs in the bathroom.  I was downstairs.  She yelled, "Mommy I need wrapping paper."  I asked her why she needed wrapping paper.  She yelled, "For my butt."  Oh she's out of toilet paper.


*I was trying to get Ashlyn to do #2 before bed because she hadn't gone all day.  She says, "Shhhh mommy.  Poop is sleeping in my butt."


There are more but I think I will save them for another post when I am in need of another laugh.  Hope you enjoyed them!  These were from a couple of years ago.  I'll update when I need a few more laughs.