Church disaster

We haven't been to church in a few weeks because we were out of town.  So, while getting ready to go, Ashlyn says that she doesn't want to see 'the boy.'  I asked what boy and she said she'd show me.  So we get to church and this is what's going on in the backseat......

So I kinda knew it was going to go downhill after waking them up.......  Anyways, we get their tags on and head to Chloe's class.  She goes in perfectly fine.  Then I take Ashlyn down the hall to the four year old class.  She looks in and immediately starts screaming, "I don't want a boy teacher."  Oh great.  So one of the girls comes over to the door and the 'boy teacher' hides in the back of the room.  Nope she can still see him.  So I try to calm her down and explain that she will have boy teachers and girl teachers.  The director comes down and asks if she wants to go to the three year old class because there are girl teachers.  Sunday night services aren't very busy.  So I start down towards the three year old room which Chloe is in.  Well Ashlyn doesn't want to go in there either.  I try to go in with her and calm her down.  She is fine but when I get up to leave, the waterworks start again.  Miss Abby tells me to go and she'll buzz me if she continues.  WEll she starts kicking and hitting and I decide it's best to go home.  We always get a donut after church.  Needless to say, Ashlyn did not get hers......

We also painted this weekend.....on the sidewalk.....I made it.  It was fun.

After painting, I was hosing off the sidewalk when the kids decided they wanted to get wet.  I told them they had their clothes on.  What do they do?   Strip in the driveway.  I hosed them down and had them run inside for a shower.  Luckily only one neighbor saw them and he already knows I'm crazy!!!