"Mommy why are you eating Shelby's food."-Ashlyn(Black bean chili looked like dog food)
Me: You have school tomorrow so you need to go to sleep and not yell for mommy. Do you want to go to school tomorrow?
Chloe: School is dangerous (and then bursts out laughing/I still don't know why she said that)
Ash: Do babies poop?
Me: yes everyone poops
Ash: No. Do baby DOLLS poop?
Me: No
Ash: Then why does Chloe's baby doll pee?
Me: Ummmm because poop is too yucky.......
Me: Did everybody obey today?
Ash: Everyone except for (boy in her class) because he talked all through chapel.
Me: Did Ms. Daigle like your sparkly pants?
Ash: Yes because I'm a rockstar
"When I was in high school, we could only walk across the balance beam" -me while watching the Olympics
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