Funnies of the Day

Ash:  Do we have bible school today?

Me:  Yes

Ash:  Good.  It seems like a hundred days since we've been there.

Me:  What did you do at school today?

Ash:  I got a new book.

Me:  YAY!

Ash:  (Girl) got one too and said ha-ha-ha-ha haha at me.

Me:  Well that wasn't very nice.

Ash:  Yes that's what I told her and she did it again.  I told her I got one too and she did it AGAIN.

Me:  Well just ignore her.  That's not very nice.

Ash:  Yeah I know.  I told her that it says in the Bible not to say that so she shouldn't.  Does it say that in the Bible?

Me:  Ummmmm I don't think it says those exact words.

Ash:  Well it should Mommy.

Ash:  Ms. Shuford told me to tell you that there would be a calendar next month.

Me:  Did she just tell you?  Why did she tell you?

Ash:  I told her you were asking why we didn't have one this month.  I asked her like everyday.

OH GREAT